How I earn the respect of a new friend
Was thinking to myself.. "man Jason been gone for a long time."
So I texted him saying "Did you go to timbucktoo?"
Then I called him to tell him how funny I thought the text I sent him was..
He said he was coming down Jupiter.
I asked "to get more stupider?"
He said "babe, your on a role today."
If I didnt make myself laugh who would?
having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house